Laser Beams

Funny comment to a post on Baseball Musings, regarding the report that the Minnesota Twins presented a ridiculously lowball initial offer to pitching star (and imminent free agent) Johan Santana:

"Unfortunately for the Twins and their fans, [owner] Carl Pohlad is standing in the way of the vault and he's put a tank of water in front of it, and stocked the tank with sharks that have laser beams attached to their heads. ..."