All of the following are indications for colonoscopy EXCEPT ...

Roger is studying for the boards. The boards are on Tuesday and Wednesday of next week. Roger is not freaking out. He has, however, purchased a Boston Red Sox baseball hat. He is pointing to the bright red "B" right now. When he purchased the hat today, a size 7-5/8, he was quick to pledge his allegiance to the Cubs. Why did he buy the Sox hat? Because he likes the color blue.

Roger is now pointing to a picture of an eyeball in one of his board review books. "You know what this is?" Genevieve shakes her head. "I bet this is for a question about liver disease. This is a picture of liver failure."

Roger has moved on to another question. He is reading another case study and sighs, "This guy is in big, big trouble."

Genevieve is not taking the boards. But she is staying up and providing "moral support." She is also blogging for her amusement. Genevieve is also combing the web for advice on maintaining a clean, fresh-smelling garbage disposal drain.