Thursday, August 19, 2004

All of the following are indications for colonoscopy EXCEPT ...

Roger is studying for the boards. The boards are on Tuesday and Wednesday of next week. Roger is not freaking out. He has, however, purchased a Boston Red Sox baseball hat. He is pointing to the bright red "B" right now. When he purchased the hat today, a size 7-5/8, he was quick to pledge his allegiance to the Cubs. Why did he buy the Sox hat? Because he likes the color blue.

Roger is now pointing to a picture of an eyeball in one of his board review books. "You know what this is?" Genevieve shakes her head. "I bet this is for a question about liver disease. This is a picture of liver failure."

Roger has moved on to another question. He is reading another case study and sighs, "This guy is in big, big trouble."

Genevieve is not taking the boards. But she is staying up and providing "moral support." She is also blogging for her amusement. Genevieve is also combing the web for advice on maintaining a clean, fresh-smelling garbage disposal drain.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Who Doesn't Love Carl Kasell?

One of the things we used to enjoy so much while living in Chicago was listening to WBEZ on Saturday mornings and tuning in to Chicago-based "Wait, Wait ... Don't Tell Me." (Thank goodness the local NHPR station broadcasts the show as well, an hour later than in Chicago, which I guess, technically, is the same time 11AM EST/10AM CST.) We often debate who is the better panelist. P.J. O'Rourke? Charlie Pierce? Roy Blount, Jr., all the way! But of course, our favorite part of the show is just listening to the "mellifluous voice" of our man, Carl Kasell.

If you've listened to the show, then you know that that week's caller has a chance to win Carl's voice on their answering machine. The ultimate prize! We went to the show's website and found a link to some of Carl's taped messages. Here you go!

Side note: Genevieve used to volunteer at WBEZ, on the program "Stories on Stage," judging submissions for the annual short story contest, and also helping coordinate the contest overall. That was how she met her dear friend Candice! Ah, the memories of shared cubicle space, manila envelopes, purple bathrooms with NPR piped in, so you could listen to "Fresh Air" while you wash your hands. If you're lucky, you'd bump into General Manager Torey Malatia or even Ira Glass. Rog and Gen even got to sit in on a taping of "This American Life" once, where they mix in the music right there. It was pretty cool. I think it was the one where Sarah Vowell talks about the underground cafeteria in a national park. Those bits were taped, but we got sit there and see Ira do the intro and the transitions.

Ah, good public radio.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Who Is Laura Miller?

Have you read The New York Times lately? The Sunday book section features a column entitled "The Last Word," by Laura Miller. I liked her most recent entry, "Works for Me" about the workplace replacing infidelity as the new governing metaphor in the contemporary novel, so I did some google-ing on the author.

Ms. Miller is an editor for Salon.com and writes about movies, books, theater, digital culture and social issues for newspapers and national magazines, including the New York Times, the San Francisco Examiner, Harper's Bazaar and Wired. I encourage you to look up her articles. The topics simply are fun, but relevant and the writing good.

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Who Is Stuart Beattie?

Roger and I saw the film "Collateral" last night. Excellent, excellent film. Tom Cruise is awesome, Jamie Foxx is awesome, and the rest of the cast stellar as well (including Javier Bardem, Mark Ruffalo, and Jada Pinkett Smith). I really liked how patient Michael Mann was with the introduction and the scenes between the five stops. LA never looked so beautiful. The movie has the same operatic qualities as Mann's earlier LA film, "Heat," but with a more intimate cast, a more intimate world, and therefore maybe a more resonant film--to me. I loved "Heat" for its ambitious scale and its bloated cast and storylines. To put it in literary terms, "Heat" was like Edna Ferber, and "Collateral" was like Alice Munro. Write me and I'll explain more.

The author behind this beauty is Stuart Beattie. Although Mann may or may not have done a lot of shaping. Who is Stuart Beattie? Imdb.com doesn't offer much in the way of biography. It mentions that he wrote the screen story of "Pirates of the Caribbean"--another script I really liked. After some research, we find that Mr. Beattie is working on the new script for Indiana Jones 4. Yay! FYI, this new Indy movie apparently has seen many of the hottest writers today competing to submit the winning screenplay, including Tom Stoppard(!) and M. Night Shyamalan. Read about the rumors and fistfights here. And more Indy fun here. Also, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Kate Capshaw, and Karen Allen (go Marion!) are supposed to have parts in the fourth film.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Introducing Anemone

I have a name for a new character. Sometimes I start a story around a name, sometime a definite picture or an outfit. This new character is Anemone. At first she was going to be Anemone Davis, but maybe a more ambiguously ethnic name like Anemone Low will do.

Forgive me, but I'm going to do some free writing now. Feel free to skip over ... or comment!

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Mary Anemone Low is the daughter of Tom Low and Judy Delgado Low. Anemone's maternal grandmother insists on calling her Mary, but everyone else knows her by her middle name. When she was born, her deep dark eyes reminded her poet father of the black centers of the anemone flowers that grew outside their apartment building in St. Paul. Her mother, a biologist by trade, liked the name as well for reasons of her own. Anemone was raised on a healthy diet of natural science magazines and free verse.

When the time came to send Anemone off to college, they sent her to Michigan, near her maternal grandmother and where Judy had spent a few years pursuing a masters before finding Tom.

Her third summer arrived, and Anemone decided to stay and see what the town looked like when it emptied. On Fridays, because her grandmother wanted to keep Saturdays open for unexpected guests, and Sundays were for church and not for driving, Anemone would back her white Rav4 out of the blue shed behind the house and drive twenty miles to Chelsea.

She would sit and listen to her grandmother sizing up her son-in-law of over twenty years, as if he were still some young suspicious vagrant come to court her Boston-and-PhD-bound daughter away from her. "There is no sea in Minnesota," repeated her grandmother. And Anemone would explain once more how her mother studies the interactions of plants and microbes now, not underwater invertebrates. "Such a tiny science," grandmother would retort, as she scrapped the last of the uneaten rice into a tupperware for her to take home.

They ate dinner early so she could drive before the sun went completely down. She did not mind this so much. There usually something going on at the bookstore on Main Street that she wanted to check out, an author event, a band playing, a hands-on crafts workshop.

She was planning to take only Physics III, lecture, recitation, and lab, and but then she also signed up for a seminar with a poet her father had just started reading, mainly to buy the course readings that she would hopefully get the poet to sign and then send them back to St. Paul. There were probably cheaper ways to do the latter, but she thought she might give herself a little education in the process.

She also spent some time working in the university's Office of Development, helping write press releases and brochures for the fund-raising campaign for the new computer science building. When her father heard this on one of their Monday night conversations, he encouraged her to look into writing as a career. "I'm not writing 'Middlemarch,' you know." And she winced at how much she sounded like her grandmother right then.

Later, when she was folding socks that she had left unpaired from her last laundry day a few weeks before, she berated herself further for being so quippy. Of course, he didn't mean creative writing as a career. There was technical writing, grant writing. She stopped at those two because she was at a loss for more modified types of writing.

Her mother was a lecturer at a small college in Minneapolis. Her father taught literature at an even smaller, Catholic college fourteen miles outside of the city.

Her grandmother kept a large atlas under her dining room table, the one they didn't eat on. Anemone wondered if she used it to level things. She opened the book to the section for the United States. There it was, the Midwest. She saw that Minnesota and Michigan were separated only by Wisconsin and one Great Lake. Not far enough, apparently, for either of them. She looked across the rest of the country, trying to picture herself on the road. How far could she take herself?

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Cubs Win! Nomar Goes to Wrigley

Okay, this post was supposed to be about how great Barack Obama was at the Democratic Convention and how this Windy City fav even made it to the #2 spot on the Apple.com's Hot Searches list.

But, wait, BIGGER news! Nomar Garciaparra has been traded to the Cubs! He's leaving Boston, or rather left Boston--he'll be paying SS in tonight's game, which may be pitcher Greg Maddux's 300th win. Big news!

Nomar joined the Red Sox back when I was in Boston, 1997. Too bad we won't have a chance to seem at Wrigley anytime soon--too bad we didn't get a chance to see him at Fenway! (But maybe we can still see my favorite Red Sox-er, Johnny Damon.)

Well, now the Cubs are starting to look like the Yankees in terms of big names. Here's to the NL wild card race! Long live the Cubbies!